Heh, you’re straight? Well cooked spaghetti isn’t. Something to think about.
If you… boil a straight person… they turn gay????
you’ve discovered our secret
CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG. DEAN’S OUT OF THE CLOSET.
DID THIS SERIOUSLY HAPPEN OMG
YEAH, DUDE. I MEAN, WHY WOULD I GIF IT IF IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight